About Me

Odd facts I'll bet you didn't know about me:

  1. I was a lousy waitress.
  2. I would love to do stand-up comedy, but I'm funnier on paper (and too scared-what if I'm not funny?) so I do sit-down comedy instead (writing).
  3. I went to California to "find myself" and never did, so I came back to New Jersey and never left.
  4. I was an extra in The Departed. My scene was cut. You'll just have to trust me on that. BTW, Matt Damon is short.
  5. I have an unnatural affinity for bowls and other containers.
  6. My left foot is a half size smaller than my right foot.
  7. I am very competitive. I play to win.
  8. I once got smacked in the temple while I was crossing my eyes, and my eyes didn't stay crossed. Just kidding. I always thought that was a stupid thing to tell people. I also stared at the sun and didn't go blind.
  9. Old ladies love me. I'm almost one myself.
  10. Mike Tyson was my neighbor. Okay, we lived in the same town, not the same neighborhood.
  11. I hate lima beans, mushrooms and olives.
  12. I love anything chocolate chip mint, pumpkin or just plain old chocolate.
  13. I am a sarcastic person and love irony. It's ironic that I often don't recognize sarcasm in other people.
  14. I was kissed by Harry Chapin. Okay, it was on the cheek in a fan line. 
  15. I didn't start singing in public (and solo) until I was in my late 30s. 
  16. I love turtles, dragonflies, and forget-me-nots.
  17. I once had a furniture delivery from my cousin, and I didn't realize it was my cousin until after he left.
  18. I find digging in the dirt oddly satisfying.
  19. I've had 20 jobs (that I can remember), and owned a business. If I decide to write a resume, I'll take this one off the blog.
  20. My shortest job lasted (-1) day. I quit the day I was supposed to start.
  21. I am easily distracted. Right now, I should be working. I'd rather not have to write that resume. So...goodbye for now.

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